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I'll beat that old fuck and throw him in the pool...
Only Daddy talks that way, kids!
Created on 2007-01-05 22:06:04 (#11972309), last updated 2007-08-16
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Basic Info| Name: | Ari Gold, Superagent |
|---|---|
| Location: | Hollywood, California, United States |
| Website: | imahollywoodexecutivewhore.com |
BioAri Gold. Ruthless. Relentless. Powerful. Cut-throat. Violent. Sleazy. Tempermental. Impotent. Amoral. Dominating. Racist. Sexist. Married. Jewish. Rude. Intense. Frenetic. Sarcastic. Douchetastic. Lying. Cheating. Rich. Evil.
The best agent there is, baby.
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Background: Ari Gold is one of the most powerful men in Hollywood, and the co-head of the Miller Gold Agency: the largest and newest major agency in town. Prior to this he had an eight year long, successful stint running ICM. His official bio can be found here. Ari has many high profile clients, the most famous of which arguably is(!)(or was) Vincent Chase, the recent star of the blockbuster Aquaman, a movie which beat even Spiderman's opening weekend. Some of Ari's other 150 or so-odd clients include/have included: Vin Diesel, Larry David, Sharon Stone, Peter Dinklage, Jessica Biel, Eva Longoria, Richard Schiff, George Clooney, Gary Busey, Jon Cryer, Gwyneth Paltrow, James Woods, M. Night Shyamalan, and Hugh Jackman.
Appearance: Ari is a remarkably fit, remarkably well-preserved 41 year-old man. He can pass for 30-ish, is built like a body builder, and always has a base tan. His suits are impeccably cut. His Julius Caesar hair-cut is ridiculously expensive. He is expansively expressive, rarely still, and sometimes has the tell-tale facial ticks and gestures of a former (...) coke addict.
Parting Words: Ari Gold swears constantly and is a douchebag. It's part of his charm. Still don't know who Ari Gold is? Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGTJSorTQvw
Better yet, watch Entourage on HBO.
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Here's what people are saying about Ari Gold:
"He insults because he loves." -Julie, http://www.tvandsympathy.com/Article.php?ID=53
"Ari gets tickets for you. Although sometimes he puts poisonous ink on them that kills you slowly and mysteriously and nobody can tell how it happened except for Hetty Wainthrop and Dominic Monaghan." -Jacob, http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/articles/content/a3543/index-1.html
"I know that Ari can seem like a bit of an asshole, but that's just because he is an asshole." -Kara Keating
"I've snapped a man's neck for putting me on hold." -Ari Gold, http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,1120499,00.html
The best agent there is, baby.
__________
Background: Ari Gold is one of the most powerful men in Hollywood, and the co-head of the Miller Gold Agency: the largest and newest major agency in town. Prior to this he had an eight year long, successful stint running ICM. His official bio can be found here. Ari has many high profile clients, the most famous of which arguably is(!)
Appearance: Ari is a remarkably fit, remarkably well-preserved 41 year-old man. He can pass for 30-ish, is built like a body builder, and always has a base tan. His suits are impeccably cut. His Julius Caesar hair-cut is ridiculously expensive. He is expansively expressive, rarely still, and sometimes has the tell-tale facial ticks and gestures of a former (...) coke addict.
Parting Words: Ari Gold swears constantly and is a douchebag. It's part of his charm. Still don't know who Ari Gold is? Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGTJSorTQvw
Better yet, watch Entourage on HBO.
__________
Here's what people are saying about Ari Gold:
"He insults because he loves." -Julie, http://www.tvandsympathy.com/Article.php?ID=53
"Ari gets tickets for you. Although sometimes he puts poisonous ink on them that kills you slowly and mysteriously and nobody can tell how it happened except for Hetty Wainthrop and Dominic Monaghan." -Jacob, http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/articles/content/a3543/index-1.html
"I know that Ari can seem like a bit of an asshole, but that's just because he is an asshole." -Kara Keating
"I've snapped a man's neck for putting me on hold." -Ari Gold, http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,1120499,00.html
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